Ode to Chocolate Cake

I think my biggest trigger food is chocolate cake. So I wrote a poem sort of describing the process my mind goes through when I'm tempted. 

It's not the best poem I've ever written, but it's the first one in a long time. 

Four years back you were my lover

And I don’t think I can recover

From your silky buttered skin

Crushing all my dreams of thin.

Each particle of cocoa screams

Made richer by the hidden creams.

They’re crying for my parting lips

To settle them upon my hips.

Chocolate cake makes up the skies

No other light could pierce my eyes

Except your icing rays of sun

Which take my senses, one by one.

How could I have ever hated

The only thing that keeps me sated?

Chocolate falls, a chocolate world

My chocolate flag is now unfurled.

We are one, dear chocolate cake

I’ll never make that old mistake

Of locking you outside my heart.

We could not survive apart.

I’ll take you now and again and again

And again and again and again and again

And again! I’ll never stop!

And who cares about the beauty shop?!

Chocolate cake? Are you there?

Pot bellies and thundering thighs

Are dragged away with tears and sighs.

The only thought is to rid the monstrosity

From my body with high velocity.

Even that can cure no woes

Since I can’t even see my toes.

I will never ever ever

For the rest of my forever

Allow even a tiny bite.

… at least until you’re in my sight.