You stupid stupid stupid girl
I ought to give your head a twirl.
You were an hour late to work-
Everyone thinks you’re a jerk.
You let someone fall out of bed!
If there were Karma you’d be dead.
You didn’t ask to help your friend.
They’re thinking “thank god she’s almost at the end.”
Your words come muddled from your lips.
It’s on YOUR watch the patient trips.
You suck, you’re fat, you’re short, you’re stout.
I can’t believe no one’s found you out.
They think you’re the one to blame
But you’re too disliked to play that game.
They hate you cause you barely speak.
They know you’re a really weird-ass geek.
They think you’re vain, that you don’t care.
They’d never invite you anywhere.
But mostly it’s because you’re dumb.
Naïve as a baby that sucks its thumb.
Go cry you stupid stupid brat.
Then go eat stupid cause you’re fat.