Sunday, July 28, 2013

Stay in the Closet

You're going to miss your flight.
You need to get references NOW.
No one knows you well enough to give you good references.
You fail at socializing. 
No one knows you. 
No one cares. 
You are going to fail unless you're a good friend of all your bosses. 
You waited too long to send in the application.
You won't get into grad school.
You won't find research. 
No professor wants you to help them.
It's too late for you. All the opportunities are taken by your betters.
You're fat. 
You've gained 10 pounds. You're fat. 
You're wasting your parents' money.
Your boss will hate you when she finds out you're in Belize.
You need to break up with your boyfriend because he doesn't love you.
He doesn't understand you. 
He doesn't care. 

There. Now Ed has exhausted himself and I shall stuff him in the back of my closet for my vacation. 

Goodbye Ed. I won't see you when I get back. 


  1. wwwhhhhhaaaaattttt the fuck did I write last night. wow. um. I was very drunk. I was trying to puke it all up, and I couldn't make myself puke, then a little while later it just came up. wasn't even that drunk I just wanted to stop feeling so sick. Um, please disregard that post...

    Now in terms of Ed, fuck him, go on your vacation, have an amazing time. Thank you for your concern even though I have no idea what I was talking about at all. Love you dear, have a great time.

  2. Gooooood, let it out! That's what we're here for. I'm very proud of you and now GO HAVE FUN!

    ED won't be here, and WE WILL be here when you come back!
    xoxo stay strong!

    lies. all of the things he says.
    have fun my love <33333 enjoy Belize! enjoy life!!!!

    -Sam Lupin

  4. Yay! I really hope your vacation is ED-free. If you can avoid ED after you get back, even better!

    Re: your comment, my health is pretty crappy at the moment for a variety of reasons, some ED-related and some not. Things like my foot I really have no excuse for, it's just another way I hurt myself. My lungs are messed up from smoking, but I don't know if I'd have developed COPD if my body was stronger, possibly not.

    Have a wonderful time in Belize <3 xx

  5. Go you! Leave Ed behind and have a great vacation! X

  6. I hope you have loads and loads of fun :)


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